- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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