How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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womans rights...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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