Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Iif your reading this ur gay

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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