- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

A sober Irish individual.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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