- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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