- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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