What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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knock knock come in!

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Dwight Howard

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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