- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

A guy walks into a bar

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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