why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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