Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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I <3 Hitler

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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