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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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