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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

woman's rights

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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