What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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THE GAME

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Knock knock What?

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