Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Religionh

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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