- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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