- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Where's my tractor?

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Christianity

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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