a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

black chicken. kfc

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

every knight i see an owl at window

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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