What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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