I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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u suck

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Weed.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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I like the color potato.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Anti Joke

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