Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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kesha is a virgin.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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A Fat Kenyan

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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