- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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