- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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