- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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