I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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