- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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