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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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its all aodhan

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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i dont fisish anythi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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