What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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