Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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