Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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i like it in the mouth

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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