three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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