- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Black people having a Job.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

breasts

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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