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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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