- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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