What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Women's rights.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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