- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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