- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. why? b. because

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

what is 3+3= 8

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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