What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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