How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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woman's lacrosse

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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