An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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