Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Women's Professional _________

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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