- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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