Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A man walks into a vagina

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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