What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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