- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

I'm hungry.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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