- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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