How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Anti Joke

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