- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Women's rights

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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