- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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