Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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