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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Anti Joke

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